October 2008
Request.
taramichelle:
I told the DJ to put something good on. When he asked me what, I told him anything and I’ll dance to it.
Journey - Don’t Stop Believin’ (Everyone in the bar looked at me like I was the devil.)
*Update: Yes, I did dance. I was the only one dancing, besides a few drunken bastards.
The soft spot I have in my heart for that song nearly takes up it’s entirety. In fact, at...
WatchONN kills it again: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
Tara: Weaknesses.
Jessie: Ice cream.
Molly: Anything red.
Tara: Mayo on a hamburger bun.
Jessie: What the fuck?
Tara: It's good, seriously.
Molly: How is that a weakness?
Tara: Because I get weak.
Molly: You get weak because your arteries are breaking down.
Tara: Alright, then I pick 'beards'
Jessie: You don't get weak around beards.
Tara: Yes I do.
Molly: Then why didn't you have sex with Graham?
Tara: Because I get weak, I don't get wet.
Molly: Pick something else.
Tara: Barbeque.
Jessie: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PICKING THESE HORRIBLE ANSWERS!
Spytap: Your friends are idiots, these are awesome answers.
Hamsters.
likeit:
Any animal that has a pouches in its face that act like little snack handbags are deserving of my adoration, even if the animal in question didn’t look like a cartoon come to life. Reasons why hamsters are better than hipsters:
Hamsters are omnivorous which means that they are not vegan.
Hair comes in natural colors ranging from grey to “sapphire,” a full coat of hair means no skinny...
Why isn't election day a national holiday?
mikehudack:
soupsoup:
This seems like a no-brainer.
Because it would allow too many working class people to vote.
Man, that’s some unusually dark cynicism from the eternally optimistic Hudack…
You cannot be against small government, consider government intervention to be “the problem, not the solution” and attempt to legislate morality at the same time. Those ideas are diametrically opposed. This goes double for ideas like banning gay marriage, where no logical nonreligious argument in favor exists. If the only argument in favor is a religious one, I think you’ll...
Valleywag - The Layoff Lie →
Thanks to Epic Fu, I’ve been listening to...
you are so lucky i have your back
Halle: haha, that fake john connor tumblr just followed me
me: who's john connor
Halle: man, if the government saw that, they would know you were a t3rr0ri5t
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The Government doesn't consider that to be a terrorist activity. Substituting numbers for letters to disguise certain words, however, is a major red flag... Almost as bad as eating trans fats.
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Can we please ban both?
I would pay to upload more than one song a day on...
soupsoup:
Just saying, you know if you guys are making a list of these kinds of things for when you unveil an premium service.
Stop bringing a business model into situations where an easy and functional business model could clearly exist. This is no time for logic and reason, this is a time for panic and fear.
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my...”
– Voltaire
There is no valid nonreligious argument against gay marriage. Not one.
“Sadness is: a voter with hand tremors asking my gay co-worker to help mark her...”
– chris has been volunteering for Obama in Florida (via christmasgorilla peterwknox)
this makes me sick
(via asprettyasasong)
(via mikehudack)
(via imarks)
(via adamelend)
(via ronenreblogs)
Your friend is a better man than I. I often talk about “defending to the death your right to say...
“I know at the end of the day putting this in God’s hands, the right thing for...”
– Sarah Palin, speaking with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson.
Hopefully God will do the right thing for America and put a president in change who doesn’t put our future in God’s hands.
(via thedailywhat)
I know what Palin is going to be doing Nov. 5: having a very long conversation with...
“On October 14th, 1912 Roosevelt was to make a speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin...”
– Cracked.com on John Schrank’s attampt to kill Teddy Roosevelt
soupsoup:
bigcrush:
Dear Bob Schieffer,
You are my favorite honorary grandad.
Sincerely,
Me
PS - you were by far the best debate moderator FTW!
Agreed, he should have moderated all the debates.
You know who I want in the debates? Someone who factchecks. It’s no use if the candidates can continue to spout half and nontruths at will, no information’s being communicated! I...
roger avary, you sick fuck.
ronenreblogs:
datny:
hanging out with some old friends, and watching a movie. the concensus is that rules of attraction is a pretty disturbing film. but it is interesting. reminds me of GO but shitloads more nihilistic (still, not as good though)
Rules of Attraction is possibly my favorite movie.
Roger Avary was the first blog I read.
I was once sexually harassed by Bret Easton Ellis.
Rules...
Third Eye Blind - Slow Motion (original lyrics)
I love hearing people (especially pundits) refer to McCain as “A Rocky-like underdog.” Just FYI, Rocky lost in the first (and best) movie. To the black guy.
In Defense of Piracy - WSJ.com →
My Girlfriend, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Me: New fire to put out.
Me: /me reloads and looks around for a clocktower
Her: Sorry Honey
Her: Make sure to police your brass when you leave the tower.
Grateful Dead - Truckin’ Just seems like...
Diddy Riese Cookies l Westwood, CA →
soupsoup:
michaelorell:
skeetonmischa:
How come I’m just finding out about a place in Westwood where you can make your own ice cream cookie sandwiches? Why? Why? Why? Why? Fuck
I’ll be hitting this up when my sister moves out there.
It might be the best part of LA. A scoop of ice cream in between two cookies of your choosing, and a little box of milk is about two bucks.
Cats, Hobbies, and other assorted uses of time.
So last night I wrote what I considered at the time to be a fairly amusing piece about my cat’s penchant for…well, for projectile vomiting. No “Who’s on First?” but at least a solid Dave Barry column, I thought.
As is my wont, I laid it aside to look at it this morning with fresh eyes. My rule is a minimum of 12 hours, as long as 5-6 years. If it’s still...
Watchmikehudack:
Cyprus Lip Dub - Don’t Stop Believing on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
A) That is way better than a “wish you were all here” postcard. You guys are having too much fun.
B) That house is plain ridiculous.
soupsoup:
Third Eye Blind : Losing A Whole...
