December 2008
The CelebCult virus is eating our culture alive, and newspapers voluntarily...
– Ebert.
Not in the best mood these days, apologies.
(via maura) (via itsbedtime)
I am just as angry about this. Why aren’t we all terribly pissed of about this? The worst of us, those with the most mediocre tastes, have obliterated our vision of that which is remarkable, genius.
There’s...
I hope this Xzibit meme hits critical mass and gets too meta within the next 48 hours so it can flame out and die and I never have to see it again.
lilasweetheart:
I’m looking for new books to read. However, my attention span is very short (related to use of internet?), so I want to make my time worthwhile. What are the most important books you have read?
Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
Hitchhicker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Billions and Billions by Carl Sagan
A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
Siddhartha by Herman...
November 2008
Sonic Boom Alert in L.A. (Yeah!)
tanya77:
lafd:
Anticipate twin ‘sonic booms’ across SoCal at 1:20-1:25 PM today due to Space Shuttle Endeavour landing at Edwards AFB. -Brian Humphrey ###
AWESOME!
Barack Obama has never fired a gun? →
tanya77:
soupsoup:
randyhaddock:
onionvolcano:
(via randyhaddock)
This is terrible. Next you’ll be saying he never grew a mullet.
Nice attempt at (racist) humor there. Call me crazy but I would hope for the Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States to know how to handle a gun. I honestly don’t know how you make it to 47 without ever handling a gun. Especially...
At the Sierra Nevada Brewery for lunch and a brewery tour. This kicks the crap out of holiday shopping on black friday. :)
Random quotes from thanksgiving so far...
“No, not a boning knife, a KATANA!”
“Who’s playing with themself?!”
“Don’t lose a finger because I can’t remember how to get to the hospital and no one else can drive.”
“I’m not sure, I think it’s on fire. More champage and then I’ll deal with it.”
Thanks Be.
lizlet:
When my biggest complaints consist of wanting more opportunity to do the work I am passionate about and more time to spend with the wonderful people in my life, I know things are going pretty well. Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Instant “I couldn’t have said it better myself” reblog.
(Also known as the “I couldn’t have said it better myself. No, seriously,...
The fact that Cartoon Network Rickrolled the entire country makes me so happy. :)
zachrose:
You know when military guys are standing guard or whatever and they have to radio back to base every 15 minutes so their army knows they’re not dead?
What’s that called?
Checking in? Do they have a cooler name for it?
Hit me up if you know.
Judging from my memories of Goldeneye, MGS, and Splinter Cell, that’s alternately called either “Target Practice” or...
alanfm78:
For spytap. This is more like it.
…and I even love the color :)
$0.99 for a .com at GoDaddy.com →
mdfsmash:
superdoofus-stratodrive:onemoretimewithfeeling:bg5000:askvero:
One per account, put in code 99DOMAIN at checkout. Hurry before code expires!
You’re welcome.
yay! thanks :)
Just bought a number of wildly inappropriate domain names. Cause I could.
The Jesus Lizard are reuniting.
muppetpants:
Yes.
I’m holding out for The Jesus And Mary Lizard.
Dear BMW:
I love your cars, honestly. They drive like nothing else and feel exactly like I think a sports car should. In fact my current mode of transport is an example of your absolutely sublime 3 series (e46 performance edition.)
Ever since they debuted, I always wanted an E46 M3. The engine sounds like an action movie and the front air scoop looks like it’s there to eat lesser cars...
When I see that a friend “has scored 90% on the there/their/they’re quiz,” all I...
– Dave Holmes, being his usual amount of awesome.
Love in the Time of Darwinism →
sarahchristine:
syntheticpubes:
Girl Power backlash, avoiding marriage, etc. Worth reading, but here’s a summary if you don’t: “Young men face a bewildering multiplicity of female expectations and desire.” (via Beyond Porno)
Interesting article, to say the very least…
Interesting article, though I disagree with the premise. If you’re looking for bitter people, they’re easy to...
I still consider Pluto a planet.
Disqus
Playing with Disqus to see whether I’d like it on my tumblr, but so far not enamored with it. Comments posted to wrong discussions when multiple tabs are open in Firefox, and an apparent inability to delete comments are two of my issues. Will admit I’d much rather have an internal Tumblr comment application that can be turned on or off as the user sees fit.
Everything you'll need on your holiday trip home
cajunboy:
A couple of years ago my friend Kate wrote this production rider for her trip home to stay with her parents during the holidays for McSweeneys. It remains one of the funniest things about the holidays I think I’ve ever read…
Please note the following points that shall be adhered to on Kate Kershner’s Holiday Visit Home Tour. It is in the best interest of the VENUE (i.e.: JIM and CAROL...
The Criterion Collection is now online! →
ronenreblogs:
hydeordie:
So many movies to see.
You pay $5 and get to stream the movie you’d like to see.
Best thing is, those 5 dollars then go to the purchase of a brand new DVD or Blu-Ray.
The Criterion Collection
via danhacker
The criterion collection is like porn for film students.
Sugar Molecule Discovered in a region of our... →
Dr. Serena Viti, one of the paper’s authors from University College London, said, “This is an important discovery as it is the first time glycolaldehyde, a basic sugar, has been detected towards a star-forming region where planets that could potentially harbour life may exist.”
I COULD EAT NOTHING BUT TOASTED CINNAMON RAISIN...
muppetpants:
FYI.
Instant toasted cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese reblog.
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If it’s original,...
– Howard Aiken, creator of the IBM/Harvard Mark 1 Computer
Blip.tv Brings Video Embeds to the iPhone |... →
(via mikehudack)
Coffee
I had a whole rant written out, but it comes down to this: making coffee with my parent’s coffee maker involves approximately the same amount of effort as a manned mission to Mars. I counted just now, and there are a million buttons on the machine and it beeps very angily at you for no reason at all.
This from the same couple who still calls me with questions about how to record shows on...
Tiger Woods 2009 on PS3
Dad: Go!
Dad: Stop!
Dad: Fuck!
Rob: Ha!
Rob: Yes!
Me: This IS like real golf...
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
– Mark Twain (via magicmolly)
I love this guy.
lizlet:
Roommate just bought giant TV. We are setting it up. Oh sweet lord yes.
You will be furnishing us with pics (aka techporn) yes?
WLTV (maynerchuck) - a set on Flickr →
clintus:
I had the pleassure of filming an episode of Wine Library TV for Gary Vaynerchuk. Maynard from Tool was the guest. Here is the photo set from my boy Tyson Crosbie.
Instant Tool reblog. And jealousy. Bitter, bitter jealousy.
I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still awesome! “Bruce Lee” plays ping pong with nunchucks!
I've made enemies of a lot of people in this room
(via tanya77)
Then you’re doing something right.
eden: they are so not punk rock
soup: they're not even cop rock
Spytap addition: They may, however, be Yacht Rock.