Ahh, Happy Birthday Rob.
- Me: Wait, was it called "I love you, you're perfect, now change?"
- Beth: No, it was "I love you, don't touch me."
- My little brother Rob: Barrett's had dates like that.
- Me: More of the second part than the first.
- Beth: Not with me he hasn't.
- Me: No dear, those were younger, dumber women.
- Beth: I don't think it's fair to call them dumber women.
- Rob: No, trust me. They were. I kept notes.
