How does it feel?
At 5’2” tall - I don’t scare many people. Which is too bad, because I feel like that would come in real handy sometimes.
But one thing that always kind of gets my goat is when I see men in the subway turn around and ogle women’s asses like it’s the first ass they’ve seen in their damn life. And the words “turn” and “ogle” don’t even capture it, because by “turn” I actually mean “very nearly break your neck through a rapid 180 degree motion that is then held at an extremely awkward angle” and it’s not so much “ogling” as it is “eye-fucking.”
With that said - I’ve invented a new game! What I like to do is stop dead in my tracks in front of the man and wait for him to pass, all the while staring him down. I make a real exaggerated show of letting him know I saw him and that I’m waiting for him to pass me. Then, I turn to face him even as he’s passed so that ass can’t get eye raped like the victim before me.
While you just might think this is grounds for me getting stabbed - and I’m sure one day it will - the great news is, it works! I can’t tell you how many grown men have lowered their eyes in shame and all but run past me. For someone so small, this is quite exciting.
Also, it’s a win-win! My ass gets to keep its dignity and now scores of you can give the police the story of why I wind up dead!
I feel like you’ve just presented a challenge to beta-males everywhere who - while they could never really pull off the true alpha-male open ass ogle - can now team up together to go for the “distracted female stares down beta-male-A, while beta-male-B gets an unobstructed tush eyeshot behind her” plan.
Later, to avoid one being too abundantly shamed by 5’2” “victims,” the betas can switch off, fully content that their combined brainpower and ability to work as a team will someday allow them to openly mock, and then fire the alphas from whatever peon job the betas so generously offered them.
I think we all learned a valuable lesson here folks.
Source: lialia
