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Spytap at spytap dot net</description><title>Barrett Garese</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @spytap)</generator><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/</link><item><title>Highlights from the Playmobil Security Checkpoint customer reviews at Amazon</title><description>Highlights from the Playmobil Security Checkpoint customer reviews at Amazon: …the...</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63082687</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63082687</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:59:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Jobs Cut Today = 20,650</title><description>Jobs Cut Today = 20,650: mikehudack:

(via frangry)
This sucks, but in many ways it’s a good thing....</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63073777</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63073777</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:00:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>mikehudack:

justinday:

srsly:

pwnator:

noahkai:

tomisima:

k...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ErxzbOA1Dh0bfjicPbD5RNvlo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikehudack.tumblr.com/post/63038811/justinday-srsly-pwnator-noahkai" target="_blank"&gt;mikehudack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.justinday.com/post/63038366/srsly-pwnator-noahkai-tomisima" target="_blank"&gt;justinday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/63007765/pwnator-noahkai-tomisima-konishiroku" target="_blank"&gt;srsly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pwnator.tumblr.com/post/62979036/noahkai-tomisima-konishiroku-mitaimon" target="_blank"&gt;pwnator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://noahkai.tumblr.com/post/62958868/tomisima-konishiroku-mitaimon" target="_blank"&gt;noahkai&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tomisima.tumblr.com/post/62815615/konishiroku-mitaimon-jmworks-sukima" target="_blank"&gt;tomisima&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://konishiroku.tumblr.com/post/62739815/mitaimon-jmworks-sukima-windows-plus" target="_blank"&gt;konishiroku&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://clip.mitaimon.com/post/62738545/jmworks-sukima-windows-plus-48" target="_blank"&gt;mitaimon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jmworks.tumblr.com/post/62678825/sukima-windows-plus-48" target="_blank"&gt;jmworks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://skmwin.net/archives/002966.html" target="_blank"&gt;Sukima Windows Plus: 48ピクセル足りない！&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m more concerned about how 162 pixel mario can ingest a 176 pixel mushroom at all!  And all in one bite no less!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It looks to be mostly made up of hat to me, and in some ways that makes absolute sense.  As Mario grows so suddenly from the influx of mushroom, he would absolutely - and should the Nintendo seal of approval still be desired, very quickly I might add - require new haberdashery.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63041500</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63041500</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:10:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Narcoleptic Cat
I dub thee: HeadDesk!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H6awXw_baxY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H6awXw_baxY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Narcoleptic Cat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I dub thee: HeadDesk!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63028958</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/63028958</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:44:55 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>tanya77:
This is awkward.
Actually laughing out loud.  Well...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b68ogxm0Ih2e6ud5tG90QNMho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tanya77.tumblr.com/post/62926709/this-is-awkward" target="_blank"&gt;tanya77&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;This is awkward.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually laughing out loud.  Well played :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62945880</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62945880</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:49:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>meghanasha:
That’s not sushi, it’s imported USB flashdrives from...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/qfdCLT0Y9h2d78we3kM0EBCXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meghan.nonsociety.com/post/62922383/thats-not-sushi-its-imported-usb-flashdrives" target="_blank"&gt;meghanasha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;That’s not sushi, it’s imported USB flashdrives from JapanI!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“That’s no moon…”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62922704</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62922704</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:02:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>christinahaberkern:

teamtigerawesome:

Hey LA Folk!
We are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/vbj7CvYrUh27ciknLugiFTyuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://christinahaberkern.tumblr.com/post/62898699/teamtigerawesome-hey-la-folk-we-are-having" target="_blank"&gt;christinahaberkern&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/62898397/hey-la-folk-we-are-having-our-holiday-party-this" target="_blank"&gt;teamtigerawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hey LA Folk!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are having our Holiday party this upcoming Friday at Backstage Karaoke in Culver City.  Everyone is welcome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/friends/?ref=tn#/event.php?eid=36897858323" target="_blank"&gt;Click Here for all the details.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Words can’t describe how depressed I am that I will be in Vegas and missing this party. I was so looking forward to a beautiful and moving duet to Meatloaf’s “Anything for Love” with my &lt;a href="http://dickfundy.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Nick&lt;/a&gt; Claus.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The amount of “there” that I will be cannot be expressed verbally.  Or textually.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62899691</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62899691</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:23:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>So I guess GPOYW is now going to be MPOYHTPW?</title><description>Mandatory Picture of Yourself Holding Today’s Paper Wednesday.
Tumblr: now more than just...</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62893972</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62893972</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:50:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Is Tara Michelle human, or is she dancer?</title><description>(via soupsoup)
And I’d finally just gotten that damn song out of my head.</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62857508</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62857508</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:54:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh Good</title><description>My Tumblr dashboard turned into a Brooklyn-based LiveJournal.

Sweet.</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62845345</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62845345</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:23:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>What’s the worst that could happen?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/UCFproO1Dh1rrjd1wKwLz7KEo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What’s the worst that could happen?</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62832387</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62832387</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:59:59 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Entirely too cute not to post.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MuSzFXe1Irc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MuSzFXe1Irc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Entirely too cute not to post.</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62760587</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62760587</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:39:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Imagining the Tenth Dimension - Rob Bryanton
I do love things...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HvgwR9ERCBo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HvgwR9ERCBo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Imagining the Tenth Dimension - Rob Bryanton&lt;/h1&gt;
I do love things like this, even when they make my brain hurt.  I don’t know as much about quantum or string theories as I’d like, but I do enjoy reading as much about them as I can.</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62698149</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62698149</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:16:50 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>lizlet:

Chainsaw Bayonet (via pfcthiel)
I am TOTALLY getting...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ljd_hUxCfI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ljd_hUxCfI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lizlet.tumblr.com/post/62676069/chainsaw-bayonet-via-pfcthiel-i-am-totally" target="_blank"&gt;lizlet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Chainsaw Bayonet (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/pfcthiel" target="_blank"&gt;pfcthiel&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am TOTALLY getting one of these for the zombie apocalypse.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Swords never run out of bullets or gas.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62683233</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62683233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:39:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>…okay…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/UCFproO1Dh0jjipodUVQTJDZo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;…okay…</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62672667</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62672667</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:22:02 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>God Dammit, Postscript</title><description>daveholmes:
The stranger who sent me a Facebook message telling me I would “be found guilty on...</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62667604</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62667604</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:48:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ewilcox:
Contemplating a switch from serious coffee to serious...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/g5hm2tzpAh0h3y1tOKagVrOuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ewilcox.tumblr.com/post/62663060/contemplating-a-switch-from-serious-coffee-to" target="_blank"&gt;ewilcox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Contemplating a switch from serious coffee to serious tea … so I’m drinking this right now. How productive will you make me, Sir Grey? TELL ME WE CAN RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I LOVE twinings tea, it’s probably my favorite brand in the world.  However, if you’re going to jump to serious tea, I’d suggest swinging by Cost Plus on Westwood and getting the same tea loose leaf, aka Really Serious Tea style.  Either that, or order it direct from Twinings’ website.  Trust me, it’s a world of difference.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62664637</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62664637</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:25:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>markyb:
Aloe drink
DON’T DO IT!  I’VE MADE THE SAME...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9H3S0GlfVh0geblvPVgtyFcCo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://markyb.tumblr.com/post/62659326/aloe-drink" target="_blank"&gt;markyb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Aloe drink&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DON’T DO IT!  I’VE MADE THE SAME MISTAKE BEFORE!  IT TASTES LIKE SUNSCREEN!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62660599</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62660599</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:01:33 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>britne:
(via complicatedshoes:deliriousmuch:moneyissues)
Auto...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d33am12Dmgz60snmEyOCMbMUo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://britne.tumblr.com/post/62654420/via-complicatedshoes-deliriousmuch-moneyissues" target="_blank"&gt;britne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://complicatedshoes.tumblr.com/post/62485773/deliriousmuch-via-moneyissues" target="_blank"&gt;complicatedshoes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://deliriousmuch.tumblr.com/post/62485517/via-moneyissues" target="_blank"&gt;deliriousmuch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://moneyissues.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;moneyissues&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Auto witty or punny zombie reference reblog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62654901</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62654901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:19:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>ronenreblogs:

skysignal:via ffffound.
Lincoln was rad.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1fdtdYBtygzsdy62vKb5WCGmo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reblog.ronenv.com/post/62571850/skysignal-via-ffffound" target="_blank"&gt;ronenreblogs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://skysignal.tumblr.com/post/62571773/via-ffffound" target="_blank"&gt;skysignal&lt;/a&gt;:via ffffound.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lincoln was rad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62572050</link><guid>http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/62572050</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:44:50 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
