a12thway2reachme: Bateman really does like a good broken meter.  So much so, that I believe I’ve caught her waiting at one.  For it to break.  That’s commitment.  Respect. At first I read this as “Batman” not “Bateman.”  This lead to an immediate cranial commentary influx: That’s not Batman, he’s way beefier. It might be Batgirl though, but I don’t remember if she wears pants now or not. Batman wouldn’t need a meter, he’ll park the fucking Batmobile any-goddamned-where he pleases. I bet Batman has a lot of parking tickets for A) parking the fucking Batmobile any-goddamned-where he pleases and B) because five bucks says Meter Maids find it ironic to ticket the caped crusader for double parking/being in front of a fire hydrant. If a building was on fire and Batman rushed into it, but he happened to park in front of a hydrant, would the firemen have him towed, put an axe through his window, or just wait it out? Does Gotham even have firemen, or is it just Batman with a “Hydro-Batsuit” or some shit like that? I can’t imagine that’s really part of his job description but considering everything else he does… I think Gotham should really form a fire department if they haven’t already. What do they put down for license plate when he’s ticketed? I can’t recall if he’s got a plate, but I don’t see why he needs one. “Failure to register your vehicle” is probably the least of his concerns considering how much of Gotham he destroys on a semi-regular basis. I would abuse the shit out of that power. “I want some In-N-Out!” VROOOOOMCRASHFIRECRASHDOUBLEDOUBLE nom If they do ticket him, where are the tickets sent? They can’t go to Wayne manor, that’s just a dead giveaway; some intern would put two and two together like that. Does Commissioner Gordon just save them up and once a month hand them to Batman in a big manila folder? Does Batman pay them or just blow them off? I would blow them off. He should probably pay them though, he’s got enough cash. No need to shortchange the city he’s trying to save. Wait, that’s too long of a word to be Batman. ooooh….BATEman. I should probably stop watching that fucking commercial.
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a12thway2reachme:

Bateman really does like a good broken meter.  So much so, that I believe I’ve caught her waiting at one.  For it to break.  That’s commitment.  Respect.

At first I read this as “Batman” not “Bateman.”  This lead to an immediate cranial commentary influx:

  1. That’s not Batman, he’s way beefier.
  2. It might be Batgirl though, but I don’t remember if she wears pants now or not.
  3. Batman wouldn’t need a meter, he’ll park the fucking Batmobile any-goddamned-where he pleases.
  4. I bet Batman has a lot of parking tickets for A) parking the fucking Batmobile any-goddamned-where he pleases and B) because five bucks says Meter Maids find it ironic to ticket the caped crusader for double parking/being in front of a fire hydrant.
  5. If a building was on fire and Batman rushed into it, but he happened to park in front of a hydrant, would the firemen have him towed, put an axe through his window, or just wait it out?
  6. Does Gotham even have firemen, or is it just Batman with a “Hydro-Batsuit” or some shit like that? I can’t imagine that’s really part of his job description but considering everything else he does…
  7. I think Gotham should really form a fire department if they haven’t already.
  8. What do they put down for license plate when he’s ticketed? I can’t recall if he’s got a plate, but I don’t see why he needs one. “Failure to register your vehicle” is probably the least of his concerns considering how much of Gotham he destroys on a semi-regular basis.
  9. I would abuse the shit out of that power. “I want some In-N-Out!” VROOOOOMCRASHFIRECRASHDOUBLEDOUBLE nom
  10. If they do ticket him, where are the tickets sent? They can’t go to Wayne manor, that’s just a dead giveaway; some intern would put two and two together like that.
  11. Does Commissioner Gordon just save them up and once a month hand them to Batman in a big manila folder?
  12. Does Batman pay them or just blow them off?
  13. I would blow them off.
  14. He should probably pay them though, he’s got enough cash. No need to shortchange the city he’s trying to save.
  15. Wait, that’s too long of a word to be Batman.
  16. ooooh….BATEman.
  17. I should probably stop watching that fucking commercial.