On moving downtown, and having guests. (reblogging with additions, edition.)
- Beth: We'll need new sofas.
- Me: Why?
- Beth: We'll need a sofa bed. They (the lofts we're considering) don't come in two bedrooms.
- Steve: Wait, what? You guys are planning a move downtown?
- Me: We're considering it.
- Steve: You guys know how awesome it is down here, right?
- Me (ignoring Steve): We don't need new sofas, we can just get an air mattress. We don't have guests that often.
- Steve: Hold on, answer me first.
- Me: Yes, Steve. We know how awesome it is. Beth, any additional thoughts?
- Beth: I was thinking more about my mom.
- Me: And sofas?
- Beth: And sofas.
- Me: Your mother stays with us maybe two nights a year. Out of 365. That doesn't necessitate an entirely new sofa set.
- Beth: Please don't kill my dreams.
- Steve: Oh, I get it. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
- Beth: Calm down, Steve, we're still in the "checking out our options" phase. And I haven't gotten my new sofas yet.
- Me: Why are the two of you high-fiving?
